Columns

Jan 14, 2013

The KCCA Militia

I strongly believe that a man(I specify ‘a man’) will wake before the crack of dawn and go out into the new day to find something […]
Jan 9, 2013

Festo and Ejakait, Episode 1: I Feel Like Chicken Tonight!

I haven’t introduced you to Festo and Ejakait, have I? Well, the both of them are two prize idiots. They beat that nutcase relative of yours […]
Dec 24, 2012

It’s Christmas Already?

I went through 2012 chasing so much stuff that I did not even realize the year had come to an end. How does one know that […]
Dec 16, 2012

Twisted Priorities

Meet John. He is your average Ugandan. He has an iPhone 4S in one pocket and a double line Tecno in the other, he is wearing […]